my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

why was the boy sad? because.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Roses are red.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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