- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

justin beiber sucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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