- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

What's long and black The unemployment line

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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