- Anti Joke

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

I have a horse.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

u know whats a crime? rape

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.