- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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you see theres this guy.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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