- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Yo Mama just died.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

im saul and i love cock

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

What do I hate? people

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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