- Anti Joke

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Jack Stevens

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad