Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Michael Brown

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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