- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Why can't february march Because april may

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

The truth is he loves her!!

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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