What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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a man makes a bad joke

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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