- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

hi dave

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

Neil Lewis

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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