What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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