Dwight Howard

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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