- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

A jew enters a mall.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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