- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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