- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

what's worse then a blowjob?

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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