- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

You bumder!

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

2 + 2 = 4

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Ben Affleck

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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