- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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