Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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Pope: how to help the unfortunate people my fellow Christians? Christians: We should give donations and a lot of support. What we always do. Pope: and i shall wear this golden hat, sit on a high quality super expensive chair, this rope with gold attached to the decorations, and wave my golden staff as you help these poor innocent children. Christians: yes...that... Pope: P.S: and live in an expensive church with many children alone.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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tea with milk?

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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