Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

George W. Bush

irish man drinking john smiths

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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