- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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