Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

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A white man walks into a bar. He stabs 4 people and 1 escapes with extremem blood hemorages. his fanily later finds him bleeding on their family car. They take him to the hospital where he is put on life support. Later that night they are told there is nothing the doctors can do and the man slips away in his sleep. Who is to blame? The black guy in prison.

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What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

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How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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