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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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