- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

2 black kids walk into school

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

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