Arrow in the Knee!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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woman's rights

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black people

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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