What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

tea with milk?

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

guess what what that wasnt it

antonis sister is mighty fine

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Chlamydia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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