Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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