What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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404 Error: Joke not found

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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