- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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