- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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