What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

A fish swims up your penis...

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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