Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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men's rights activists

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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