I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Anti Joke

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