roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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