Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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what do you call a black guy african american

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There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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i found waldo.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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