How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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Japan

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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hi dave

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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