Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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PICKLES

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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