- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Jersey Shore.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

Want to hear a Joke? No.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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