Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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Gladly, you sound very confident, makes me happy. Well, doctors thought I had ADHD (go figure) but I am pretty calm outside the internet, then they went with ADD, but since my attention is twofold, this meaning that I can get a lecture, while noticing a toothpick falling on the other side of the room (noticing as in perceiving with focus not necessarily listening but you know, seeing from the corner of ones eye) Yet still focus well enough to get the lecture in details. So its not split focus such as in ADD, but dual, as in me being able to think about two things at once, but also burning out extremely fast, which again, is far from ADD.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

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Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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NEVER

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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