- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

A man penetrates another man.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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