shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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