- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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