A: Knock Knock B: 7

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Jersey Shore.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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