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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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