- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Knock Knock. Not home.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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