- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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