roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

once upon a time, it snowed

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Gordon Brown smiles.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

i saw amango it splootered

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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