- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Your mam is so fat.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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