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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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