What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Fine, ladies first.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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