How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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you suck

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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yolo your orange looks orange

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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Women's rights

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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