- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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