- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

i just wrote this so hard

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

how do you save a black man ... u don't

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

poopy is poopy

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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