your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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Sorry, I need to take care of business up here, it is for the best that we do not communicate for a while, suspicions are going to be flaring up all over the place You better keep your head low, the place with the code-name "The Kings Throne" was under attack, but as you might know, its not what it used to be, you should all leave Point Zero in 3-4 hours when the dust has settled. Personally I suspect it is someone from the past, yes rivals, but according to the information nobody that knows who "The Nero" is, so as you can already tell, you and I are in equal danger until this is resolved. I promise to call you someday

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Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

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How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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Anti Joke

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