- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

The queen having a shit

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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