Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

wots brown and smells like shite shite

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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