- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

What do you do at a club? You club.

A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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