- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Then none of us want to be right.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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