Soccer...

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

rawrrrrrrrrrrr

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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