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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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