Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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YEAH THEY DO!

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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