- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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