- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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