- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

there once was a black man who played basketball

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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