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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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