What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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mexicans fishing

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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