- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

i found waldo.

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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