What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

A seal walks into a club.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

I put my baby in a microwave.

There once was this guy and he fell down

Arrow in the Knee!

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

ask me if im a door yes

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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