- Anti Joke

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?