every knight i see an owl at window

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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