- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

And Stephen Hawking said.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

wanna hear a joke? i dont

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

The New York Giants

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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