What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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YEAH THEY DO!

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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