Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Chlamydia

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

i have yougurt mit traktor

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

George W. Bush

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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