- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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