- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Call of Duty is a good game.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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