- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

here's a joke... the american education society

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

black people

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

woman's rights

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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