why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

George W. Bush

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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