My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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