- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

I'm gay.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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