A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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