Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Here's a joke for you, my life...

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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