What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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