- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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guess what what that wasnt it

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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