- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

"...."-Hellen Keller

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