What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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knock knock!? . . No.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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Sex

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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