- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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