What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Anti Joke

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