A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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