- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

A seal walks into a club.

Yo Momma So Fat!

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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