Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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mexicans fishing

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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ask me if im a door yes

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A seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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