- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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guess what what that wasnt it

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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What's 9+10 Ebola

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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