- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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