- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Link ate ink to make him sink.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

kennah campion when she talks

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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