What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

i have yougurt mit traktor

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

I think everybody should have a penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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