What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

The Princess is in another castle

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

mexicans fishing

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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