- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

a man walked into a bar and said ow

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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