- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

This is a random Anti joke.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Gordon Brown smiles.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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