- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

black people swimming

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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