- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

girls basketball

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

knock knock There's no door

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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