Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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The Qur'an

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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