- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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