- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do I hate? people

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Who is big and stupid My brother

What is white and long? A New York winter

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Who wants $300? Me too.

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