Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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Jeff

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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