why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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Anti Joke

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