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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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