Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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