A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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pauls tuck

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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