Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

homosexuals are gay

Obama

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Im cute hehehee

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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