- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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