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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

A train conducter conducts at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph, if he goes under 2 bridges and over 3 hills what did the conductors mother have for dinner that night. Nothing she was raped then promptly murdered.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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