What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

I was watching Fox news.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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