- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What is the name of the car? What

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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