my hand is a DOLPHIN!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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