- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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