What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

404 Error: Joke not found

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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