- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Pickles are moist.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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