I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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Women's rights

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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