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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Jersey Shore.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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