- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

the lemon was sweet.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

Knock knock come in.

Knock, Knock! Go away!

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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