- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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