-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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