- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

I was watching Fox news.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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